Rizzisles Q&A Tweetcap: Part 2

Okay, so here we go with part 2! Why don't we start with Snarker's epic question?!
    
So then..*cough* It appears that Jane is the fluff, because I'm assuming that we're using an analogy here.
Jane's making sure that everyone knows that the fluff is always on top, cos she's the one that's all tough and all Jane and stuff. So yea, there.
   
But oh, what's this? Maura says, no no no. Top and bottom. Sometimes one or the other.
Why, Miss Isles, are you saying that it's only sometimes one or the other? So, in one day you will have a sandwich with fluff on the top and a sandwich with fluff on the bottom? That must be quite a workout...I mean, for your mouth, the sandwich. I mean, because of all the fluff and...I'll shut up now. 

 
Hmm, so Maura considers herself flexible? Yes, I see, it's all the yoga, then...that explains the fluff on both bottom and top, no? ;]

And now, a couple questions that went unanswered:

Ah, yes, the tantric yoga. Before the RizzlesGirls, I did not know what it was. But, alas, one of them mentioned it during the 5 minute recap of the yoga scene, and I was silly enough to google it. Let's just say, the tantric yoga would also explain the fluff on both the top and the bottom of that sandwich...

 
This one made me laugh xD If you don't get this reference, then your lesbian card will be revoked at the door, thank you and come again. ;]
But really, I'm pretty sure both of their ring fingers are longer...and Maura would know, cos she just notices those things, she's Maura! Which is why she couldn't answer that question, she must know the implication and she cannot lie.

Oh, and Jane ended it with a reminder of next week's 5 minute deleted scene.

And we all say "haha, she made that comment about base hits again!" And we laugh and laugh and think about things that we shouldn't, and oh, what an innocent tweet that was, no?

But then wait!

Bam!!! A drive-by tweeting! Jane turns around and is all, come on Snarker, say somethin'! And we are all awed and turn to Snarker, cos the lesbian ball is in her court now!

And Snarker does not disappoint:

Oh. Snap.
Snarker just used softball references to come back at Rizzoli. She played her with her own game. Well done, Snarker, well done.
I particularly like the "consider something made" at the end. Wow. Just the cherry on the sundae there.

And what did Jane have to say? Well, nothing.
Oh Jane, you know when to stop while you're ahead, don't you?
Except, in the next entry, you may see that when it comes to Snarker, Jane has trouble stopping her tweeting madness!

Check in later for your next dose of Rizzisles tweets and a special Rizznarker tweetcap ;]

Rizzisles Q&A Tweetcap: Part 1

Sorry for not giving you the regular dose of Rizzisles tweets! I just keep getting bombarded with stuff and this week has been a bit of a tough one. I'll get the regular entry in soon, but right now I have some of my favorite tweets from the Q&A on Monday. Yay!

Okay, so here I would like to point out that Rizzoli made sure to share her first thoughts of Maura "professionally speaking"
I guess she didn't care to divulge the unprofessional thoughts going through her head? *cough*
It's okay, Jane, we understand, we've all seen Maura rock those heels.



So of course Jane can't tell us about everything they do outside of drinking [cos uh, that's not suitable for twitter, there are children reading!] but she mentions getting "dragged" to yoga.
What she means is, she's whipped and she has to go to yoga cos her girlfriend would start that whole sniffing thing that she just can't control.
Plus, must I mention those stretchy pants again? ;]


Maura says that opposites attract. So clearly she's admitting that she's attracted to Jane, Jane's attracted to her, and their differences make the relationship that much more exciting.
I mean, it's whole balance thing, she loves her butchy girlfriend, cos what would Maura do if she had to share her oh so beloved Jimmy Choos?


I'm sure Janey has lots of dreams of Maura making her wear certain things...
What I mean, of course, is dresses. Haha, yea dresses *cough* moving on...
 
and of course, Maura goes with a very logical answer.
What she means is, "I see Jane a lot. Every day. Even when she's not there, I see her in my head. So, logically speaking, of course I dream about her. A lot. I mean, it's very logical. I see her a lot...like when I wake up in the morning, she's usually there. Well, because...I fell asleep. I was meditating, I swear!"
Hm...I think I see now why Maura tries not to answer some questions, she can't lie, she'd probably just keep talking until she revealed everything about her and Jane. Yup, that must be it.



I think I left Doc a bit speechless with my question...
I asked later on, she said she wasn't upset with me xD I swear, the RizzlesGirls encouraged me to ask a question, and there you go. That'll teach me to never be brave again, I'd feel so bad if I offended Maura or Jane!
But c'mon, it's not like they don't know how many of us were tweeting about our heads exploding from awesome during that whole Q&A ;]



Our ladies are asked how they feel about people assuming that they are dating.
Of course, they don't mind the assumptions. I mean, when people think you're together, it'll be easier when you actually announce it, right? And then, like Jane says, they don't have to deal with pesky dates with men.
Oh and, it's sort of hard to control people's assumptions when you star in a documentary with your girlfriend. Just sayin' ;]
     

 
The girls are asked about their Immunoglobin A levels are..I'm sure you all remember how those levels can be raised ;]
Maura would hate to guess...plus, she's pretty sure the levels are all out of whack, cos Jane's are fine, meaning they probably helped each other out with that.
I mean uh, cough syrup or something. I don't know. Moving on....


So, Maura dodged this question, but our brave Jane went ahead and answered!
So, I assume she'd want to kill Jorge? Hahaha xD
And she didn't even mention the other dude! Just Maura's house. So, I think that means Jane would just go ahead and go with marrying Maura and forgetting everyone else ;] I hear wedding bells ringinggg!

Well, that concludes part 1 of the Rizzisles Q&A tweetcaps. Part 2 will contain some other questions, Dorothy Snarker's clever questions, a message from Jane to Snarker, and some questions I liked that the girls didn't answer. Should be posted later today. ;]

Rizzisles 5 Minute Deleted Scene: Before & Aftershock!

This is just a little bit I did on the tweets before and after the 5 minute deleted scene this past Monday.

I am probably going to give you too many tweets and eventually you will be sick of them! I apologize for the overkill. You will have your usual weekly dose of Rizzisles tweets later on today, but this is just to hold you off 'til I get that all organized and done =]  Now, on to the tweets!

So, it just so happens that Monday was not only Columbus Day, but Coming Out Day! Yay for gay! So, Jane got a gift from that obnoxious dude that blah blah blah.

So, Jorge got her an organic leash for Joe. Which I'm assuming is supposed to be a jab at how gay she is. No? Is that just me? I just thought, since the oatmeal and juice and milk I have is organic...okay, anyway.

He also got her a card for Coming Out Day ;] Silly Jorge, Janey is already out! She kinda came out when she starred in a documentary with her girlfriend, duhhh!

And of course, Jane saying "you're enjoying this way too much" to Maura just makes us giggle, cos...well. it just does. Of course Maura enjoys it, it's funny to her that the poor kid would think Jane's straight in the first place. I mean, did he not see the looks they give each other? Silly, silly, Jorge. Plus, Maura got chocolate out of it, and she gets to keep the girl. It's a win-win sitch for her!

Then there's this:

Of course, Jane means equality has done good things for her.
She didn't say "no, I am not dating Maura *pretend nervous laugh*"
Cos, hello, the "good things" she means is Maura and her dating. And she might as well not deny it, cos that would hurt poor Maura's feelings!

So then, there are the tweets after the 5-minute deleted scene:

So, twitter was being dumb. Uh, but we all know that twitter is dumb sometimes.
Clearly, Rizzoli and Isles are way too hot for Twitter, it just spazzed out and kaboom!!!
Also, did anyone else do a double-take when Jane said something about someone getting a base hit?
Or was it just me letting my mind mean what it wants again? *cough*

Oh, and Maura scolds Jane for not telling us about next Monday. Which, as you should know, is the Q&A with the ladies. I'll be sure to cover what I can ;]
I always think it's pretty funny and cute when Maura scolds Jane, cos we all know Jane could take out some big monsters, but when Maura yells at her she just starts sentences that she doesn't finish and let's Maura get her way xD I mean, really, do you think Jane lost at rock-paper-scissors?

And Jane and Maura make plans, again, to go out for drinks. Maura is buying today for some reason.
And Maura said something about Jane "getting what she wants", to which I say "Ohhh, that's why Jane threw that game of rock-paper-scissors!"
And Jane says that she's persistent.
I'm sure you are, Rizzoli, I'm sure you are ;]

Rizznarker tweets [2?]: Snarker takes on Rizzoli!

Okay, if you know anything at all, you know that Afterellen.com's Dorothy Snarker is not afraid to chat it up with our favorite Detective [cool your jets Olivia Benson fans, I love her, too] Jane Rizzoli via twitter. Well, if you recall one of my past posts, Jane @replied Snarker regarding one of her Rizzoli and Isles recaps. Snarker may have called Jane fictional [not outright, through a hashtag] and that is a very touchy thing with Jane. She doesn't appreciate being called fictional [I know cos...well, I'll cover that in another post]. Yesterday, another interaction between these ladies occurred. I call these beautiful events Rizznarker witty banter tweets. Why? Cos I feel the need to combine words for my pleasure. And I can't quite call the "fights" as much as they are "witty banter", cos these ladies are playful with their arguments. I apologize for any inconvenience that may come from my word combinations. Well, anyhow, after a ton of screencapping, cutting, pasting, and cursing my computer and Twitter, I managed to get together the witty banter between the two [with Maura's comments as well].

First, let it be noted that this argument ensued after Snarker posted a recap of an episode of Rizzoli and Isles where the girls played softball.. *cough* Well, Snarker [according to Jane] was inaccurate in her post, messing up the facts about Jane's softball scores. Yea, Jane started this argument over, I repeat, incorrect softball scores. Do I even have to say anything about how gay that alone is? Oh dear...

Anyhow, Jane challenges Snarker, and Maura begins to scold her [insert "aww, how cute! Maura's trying to keep her girlfriend from getting into an argument!" here]. Clearly she's the femme cos she doesn't realize how important those scores are..Jane's got a reputation to uphold, y'know? Well, Jane pulls out some paper and a pencil cos that's like, her weapon of choice when she's trying to win an argument and impress her lady. Snarker says that she can't use Maura's genius, Maura isn't sure if she likes where this is going, and Jane makes a comment about Snarker's pretty head [oh snap, your girlfriend is watching girl!] and then tells Maura not to worry, cos she's "got this". [Am I the only one that found her reassuring Maura kinda cute? Yea? Anyhow...] Well, Jane asks for Maura's help anyhow, Snarker calls her out on it, cos, hullo, that's totally cheating! And Jane's like, naw you saw nothing
[just like we never saw this?].
 
mhmmmm...

So then Snarker let's it slide, saying that she deserves help from Maura after she gave Maura "batting tips" [this is where your mind let's this mean whatever you want it to mean]. To which Jane is like, duh, I can't let my femme girlfriend bat like Peewee Herman and embarrass me, I love her, but a lesbian has to know her softball. Plus, I got to touch her a lot, and I had a bat in my hand, and she was wearing that very, uh, appropriate outfit, and...[let's just admit it, that's totally what she meant].

So then Snarker hits it right on the money with her next tweet, making a comment about Jane wanting to get Maura to bat for her team. Jane reminds Snarker-she uses some silly analogy, using "vice" to represent "heterosexual"- that Maura was indeed batting for her team in the documentary, and Snarker needs to pay more attention, roar I win. But Snarker is not done. Oh, no no no. Because, duh, she does know that Maura bats for Jane's team. [The whole damn world knows it. Hell, I think my mother even knows it!] She also sees that Jane has some special interest in Maura being a "skilled position player". At this point, my head is exploding with innuendo cos "skilled" can be so laced with sexy as well as "position" and then there's the softball analogy,my head just goes to all sorts of places [and I'm the innocent one of the Rizzles Girls] and Rizzisles Rizzisles Rizzisles malfunction!

*cough*

Well. Snarker ends her tweet with an "Ahem.", as in, "Hah. well?". And Jane is awfully quiet in the matter for the rest of the night. She has not yet replied to Snarker's comment. Cos, duh, everything that Snarker said was true. Maura bats for our team, she's a skilled player, her permanent position is in Jane's arms, but if she admitted it all of our heads would explode and we'd drool all over our computers and it'd be a huge liabilty, and..

Well, anyhow. I won't say that Snarker won that one, cos apparently Jane is now keeping a close eye on things, and I really look up to her and I'm kind of afraid of her and I may or may not have a crush on her [and Maura, but shh]. So I will leave it at this: Snarker got the last word in.

However, Jane is [according to Maura] coming up with some master plan. She was asking people for words that rhyme with unicorn [which, really, Jane, could you have picked a gayer animal?!], but has not disclosed any further information on said master plan.

We will see what happens, then. But hey, the night ended with Jane getting burned out from working on the master plan, a pile full of master-plan-related paper in the trash bin, and a pizza date with Maura. So I guess she won, too!

Look for the next Rizzisles tweetcaps soon! I've got some stuff from earlier in the week, the aftershock of the 5 min deleted scene, and I don't even know what else. Please leave me a comment and tell your friends! =]

Rizzisles 5 Minute Deleted Scene: Couples' Yoga and The Annoyed Detective Pose

Hello little Rizzisles kittens! So, last night's 5 minute deleted scene was...entertaining, to say the least. The girls got themselves in a bit of trouble! And managed to throw subtext in as they always do! Now, there were some tweets over the weekend [and some interesting Coming Out Day tweets!] that must be shared, but I think those will be included with the rest of the week's tweets in a separate entry. Now, on to the deleted scene!!

This conversation is, as usual, quite long. I will be posting in blocks, and each block is to be read from the bottom up. Let us proceed, yes? ;]


so, we start of simply enough, with Maura scolding Jane. If you recall, the girls ended the episode with some "playful shoving", we'll call it. Jane doesn't get why they were kicked out, those people are supposed to be laid-back, so it shouldn't have mattered that she was messing around with her girlfriend in the middle of yoga practice. And Maura, of course, is concerned because she was really trying to concentrate. I mean, I'd lose my concentration, too, if Jane was standing next to me in those stretchy pants! But uh. Anyway, Maura's also concerned about what the other students thought of her falling all over the place..and probably what they thought of Jane and Maura's touchy feeliness. Jorge already knows about Jane, Maura, it won't take much for him and your fellow students to put the pieces together...


And of course, more playful arguing. And Jane defending her shove. And general cutesy couple teasing...and Maura being logical. Oh, silly Maura, of course you can't be responsible for their assumptions. But it's not like the whole world doesn't know you've already fallen head over heels for Jane, it has nothing to do with your balance and mental discipline...



...this is where I refrain from making a comment about Jane's half-moon being eclipsed with a very suggestive tone.

And of course, Maura thinks it's the funniest thing on Earth, because duh, everything your girlfriend says is funny! Oh, and, we can't see what's going on, but I'm sure you can all imagine why Maura's telling Jane "..don't do that..". So we can assume Jane doesn't mind getting touchy in public? Okaay...

And of course, Jane makes a comment about wanting to avoid another "thrilling" date with Jorge. I guess it's a game these two play,making your girlfriend go on a date with some guy. Maura seems to think it was very funny. And points out that he was supposedly a good guy cos he fluffs pillows, blah blah blah, boring.

And what does Jane have to say about it? She just "wasn't that into him...". Note that Jane didn't quite finish that sentence. What she meant was, she's not into him cos she's way into Maura, and Maura already fluffs her pillows. You can take comment that however you want to take it. It's a gift from me to you all.

And of course, the girls talk about finding their centers. Cos, duh, you can play around with your girlfriend in yoga class, but when it comes to finding your center, you apparently want to start with drinks. And these ladies are seriously trying to kill us when they use words like "find our centers". Do they think we don't know what they're doing? Geez...
Note that Jane said "...for a start." Which means that the ladies continued to find their centers elsewhere. I don't make this stuff up, people. I just read between the [very gay] lines.And uh, apparently a salesgirl at Gap wanted to find Jane's center? Hmm..what's Maura got to say about that?



Yea, I wouldn't be happy about that either!

Well, there was some interesting banter after the 5 minute scene, in which we were informed that we will be getting a lovely Q&A with the girls next Monday in place of a deleted scene! I am verrry excited, I think the RizzlesGirls might give them a run for their money. I will say now that I am no way involved with any conspiracy. *cough*

I may cover the banter that came after the 5 minute scene, an entry that I may call "5 minute Aftershock" or something. We'll see. And tweets from the weekend, Coming Out Day, and the rest of this week will be covered in the usual Rizzisles tweet entry. Til then, my Rizzisles people!

-msanimanga

Rizzisles tweets 3!

For the sake of organization, I will now be giving the Rizzisles tweets posts numbers. So this is #3! Yay!

Anyhow, this week was quite a doozy. While writing the last post, I nearly missed my nutrition class. I get very wrapped up in Rizzisles-related things! Oh no! But, the girls gave us quite a bit to mull over with the tweets. I had to choose only a few [maybe more than just a few] cos there were so many!

oh, so, Jane thinks I'm obsessed!! Oops! Well, I would never argue with Jane...who would? Nobody, that's who.

but, I guess I'd call people obsessed, too, if they were writing blogs about my girlfriend and I all the time! And writing fics and creating t-shirts and...but I digress! On to the tweets!

Okay, so this is a Friday-Night tweet. We know the girls get kinda crazy, sooo


I think what Maura meant was "A blonde-haired Doctor is a better way of celebrating". Right? Jane doesn't need a red-headed chick-er, drink- when she's got a girlfriend like Dr. Isles to drink up!!

Now, this...it was just...dear God...

What Jane is saying is "Well, I'm already dating Maura. She's a woman. Duh."
Tell me again, when did subtext become outright maintext?! 

And well, Maura's response...

In other words, "*Google Mouth Talk for 'I'm already dating Jane but cannot lie, therefore I must make a general comment about human attraction and sexuality'*"

Oh, and Jane was talking to Vince about going to an ABC [anything but clothes] party...

Oh, I'm sure you do, Maura, I'm sure you do....
I'm sure you know "a lot of things" involving Jane and anything but clothes...
did I just say that?! and I'm the innocent one!

So, uh, speaking of work relationships...
 
In other words, it's not that common for coworkers to have dating relationships- at least not that their boss' are aware of. Or acknowledge outright, cos everybody at the damn precinct knows the women are dating.
And it's verrrry advantageous, cos who wouldn't want to see their girlfriend at work every day? Sneaking into the morgue for cutesy little kisses and bringing Janie coffee when she's bogged down with paperwork, so-called 'police business' in bathrooms [I'm sure you all remember those tweets, oh gosh!]

and this was the result of that Friday Night madness...

So, uh, I'm still not sure what all happened there? Apparently, somewhere during the night, Jane lost her badge, and Maura had to retrieve it? Oh, and...

soooo, Jane had to repay Maura for getting the badge back? Hm..I wonder just how she had to do that? It doesn't sound like all she did was give her the nachos, I can say that much...*cough*


Oh, and I just thought this was funny and had to throw it in xD


Haha, I think when Snarker and Rizzoli tweet one another it gets rather funny.
And Jane is not having the "fictional character" label slapped onto her xD Love it...

Look forward to more soon! I've already started collecting tweets, the girls work fast!!!

Even more Rizzisles tweets + some of Maura's "Oh, Jane..." faces

I think this is the second mention of Rizzisles tweets I do? Or third? Who knows? But from now on I think I shall number them! Anyhow, here we go:

For this one the images of the tweeters aren't there with the tweet, cos Twitter was being evil. But, I digress..







That's what, Jane? I believe she was about to say "that's what she said".. Or more precisely, "that's what Maura said." Anybody else catch that? No? Just me? Moving on...

Because Twitter hates me and only lets me see tweets between Maura and Jane and not Jane or Maura and anyone else [hm, what's that mean?] I couldn't for the life of me get the whole conversation between @DorothySnarker and @JaneRizzoli. But @mindgrapes managed to get it, so here it is:



Okay, wow. Whoever is doing these tweets just LOVES to screw with us! Who in their right mind would speak of Maura being "good with her hands" and not go straight to that lovely Rizzisles place?

Of course, Jane manages to seem innocent while bragging about her girlfriend's skills- she wouldn't want to offend Maura by outright saying that she can use those fingers to bring Jane- okay, you get the picture.

And Jane's "You've got quite the imagination there dear" is basically a "Well, you imagine it all you want, but I've lived the real thing, and let me tell you, Maura's hands do the living much more good than the dead." Maybe not quite, but, I guess I'm stepping into my fanfic author mindset now and getting carried away. But who wouldn't? We are being provoked, I tell you!

Anyhow, Maura's simple "..." is beautiful. Uhm, Maura can't lie!!! Therefore, she cannot deny what her hands can do, and what Jane knows about it. Plus, what girl would argue if her girlfriend is praising her skills? Now, I will move on, that was quite a bit there. That whole thing got me excited, I'm telling you, my fanfic mind gets ahead of itself!

Now, what about Maura and the pretzel mix?:

I remember her eating bar snacks, so clearly she knows that the pretzel mix must be safe. Plus, Jane, part of a lesbian relationship is being weirdly similar and hanging out with one another's friends! Maura must have researched this fact, thus the interest in being like you and your dude friends. Plus, Maura just downright wants to understand you more, cos that's what girlfriends do, communication and whatnot. Also, is anyone else distracted when Maura uses words like "tasty" and "yummy"? No? Just me?

This next one might just be me, but:
,
Janie loves to press Maura's buttons [uh...] and call that tortoise a turtle. Then she corrects herself, something that Maura think is adorable. Or is it just me? Anyhow, every time Maura tweets and "Oh, Jane.." [which from my memory is quite a few times] I can just imagine her sappy lovey-dovey eyes and little sigh and jiodjqoijdq, why is Maura so adorable even through tweets? Maybe this is just me adding even more subtext, but yea, haha.

I think Maura would have lots of "Oh Jane" faces.
Like this one:

This is "Oh, Jane, you're so damn beautiful..."

Or:
 
Oh, Jane...do I have to play doctor with you again?

Or:

"Oh, Jane...it's so hot that you want to teach me how to shoot a gun. ..Touch my arm again!"

Or:

uh...yea, well, you get the picture.

And this is what Maura looks like when Jane catches Maura eating the pretzel mix:
 

Okay, I'm done..for now xp

[Some of these pictures were borrowed from other sites, I do not own rights to them and whatnot.]