Saturday, October 30, 2010

Rizzisles Tweets 4

Finally! Your usual dose of Rizzisles tweets! I'm guessing you don't hate that I do the 5 minute deleted scenes and the funny Rizznarker tweets,but perhaps you've been waiting for these regular installments? Well, this was midterm week and I have been horribly busy,and the tweets are piled up to crazy land! So there's another part coming, but this entry is going to have enough tweets as it is. Anyhow, on to the tweets!

So then, as usual, Jane is complimenting Maura. This time she's complimenting her running shorts...I'm sure she's admiring the shorts and not Maura's legs, and by "you look...nice" she doesn't mean "you look sexy but I'm going to say 'nice' cos people are watching". Yea, sure, Rizzoli, we believe you. And she feigns enthusiasm over Maura getting shorts for her...although, I'm pretty sure Maura has her own secret reasons for buying those. I mean, your legs are nice, too, Jane. Those stretchy yoga pants don't give Maura enough of a view, I guess ;]

So Janie's Maura has been having nightmares! And she thinks a Rizzolified coffee will help. Jane's not sure she can handle her "coffee" and "sugar" and at this point I play the "What could this euphemism be referring to???" game.

Oh and Maura is a bit hesitant, but it was quite a nightmare, and she's pretty sure she can handle all the sugar Jane's got for her...oh geez...

So, Jane's got her usual insane amount of coffee. We know Jane doesn't mess around when it comes to caffeine, and she clearly claims that all the coffee cups she has are for herself. But as soon as Maura asks if she brought her one, she crumbles and hands it over. Hmm...that's pretty damn cute if you ask me! These girls are so obvious...and Jane is ridiculously whipped, I mean, seriously?!

And of course, Maura is kind of enough to give Jane a fashion tip..she ain't the femme for nothing! Jane calls her cute for the witty comment, and Maura teases her by saying that Jane's fashion faux pas isn't cute at all xD But we know she doesn't care what Jane wears [or doesn't wear, for that matter *cough*], she's still a cutie in Maura's eyes.


Aww, so the ladies are having another not-date, and tonight is movie night! Rizzoli made some special popcorn, Maura says something about a "double feature", and the RizzlesGirls' minds explode for some reason I don't understand.

And there are subtitles in the flick, as there should be, cos Maura chose it!

Oh and look, it appears as though Jane is 'meditating'. Yea, like we don't know that you just fell asleep so you can lean against Maura, fall asleep on her, and secure a sleep over. Come on Rizzoli, we know the way you operate. I can't believe anyone still buys the "meditating" excuse, those ladies use it like crazy...

Some of Maura's paperclips are missing. We all laugh. Until Maura refers to Jane and "down here" and all the RizzlesGirls' minds go straight to gutter and I have to shake my head at how quickly that went south [I didn't even mean for that to sound that way-oops...]. Jane has no memory of it, cos it was that crazy, apparently.

So, Jane's brain is fried [I believe this was the time she was plotting to take over the world to get back at Snarker and was asking for a word that rhymes with unicorn...] and Maura wants to go home. Cos they go home together every day, like all non-dating coworkers do, duh!

We know Maura doesn't normally eat pizza,but she's suggesting they give some to Joe, which she's normally very against, but I guess Maura reaaally wants to spend the night with Jane. And Jane doesn't even object to the obviously Maura toppings, cos as we all know, she is whipped with a capital W.

Again, this one began innocently, with someone stealing Maura's pizza. And we all laugh, again. Until Jane takes it somewhere else when she says that she likes to mark things with "pre-licked" and, again, all of our heads explode. Maura is probably wearing a knowing smile, but she makes some random comment about blah blah blah, and we move on with our lives. Except we don't. Because the RizzlesGirls would not let that go...

The girls ask Maura about tongues, because that's something they know about. And Maura is all scientific, but she admits that it's one of the hardest working muscles in the body, and at this point I am blushing profusely and attempting to keep my thoughts clean. When Maura says something about swallowing saliva, Jane goes crazy, I'm assuming doing a spit-take with her coffee, and Maura simply states that it's relevant to her finishing said coffee. Also, I'm assuming it's relevant to her and Jane's relationship..I mean, when it comes to kissing...totally friendly not-dating coworkers type....nevermind, I'll shut up now...

Okay, that's it for this installment! I'm working on your next dose, it should be coming soon,but like I said, the tweets are piling up! Til then, please comment and spread the word =]

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Rizzisles 5 Minute Deleted Scene: The Elusive Base Hit

So, we'd all been anticipating this scene, mostly because our imaginations jumped to a very happy place when Jane first told us that someone would be getting a base hit! Uh..I mean, I was thinking of them winning, I dunno what all of you were imagining *cough* Anyway, here is Monday night's 5 minute deleted scene. 
So then...we start with Jane asking Maura if she should "assume the position". Automatically, minds explode, and then Maura says that Jane's on the floor and the rest of us explodes and, well, thank you so much for that half-second deleted scene! That was really all we needed, holy crap!!!

But of course, they're not done, because these ladies need to make sure that we are incapable of any thought by the end of the night. So, then..


So Jane tries to make an excuse about hallway yoga- and of course, all the RizzlesGirls' twitter accounts explode with "tantric yoga!" tweets.
It seems that Jane dropped some chocolate under the vending machine. I'm sure Maura doesn't mind the view though *cough*. And of course, Maura came down here to see Jane- uh, I mean, bring her a report, duh! Maura cannot rush science, some things cannot be rushed. They must be savored, enjoyed, and...well anyway...

So it seems that Jane wants to get out of the PD cos she has a softball game. Cos duh, what else would she be leaving early for if Maura is still at work? Of course, Maura is interested and spews some Google talk at us. Jane's not sure if she ants to go cos, she hasn't played, and the guys and blah blah. But duh, Maura doesn't care about playing, or the boys or whatever. She wants to see Jane in that softball shirt, swinging that bat and running with sweat glistening on those toned arms and....I wasn't thinking it, it was Maura, I just say what lies under the tweet....*cough*

Ooh, Maura, hand-eye coordination? I'm sure Jane knows all about that...

So then, Maura's coming along for the game! Not that there was any question about it, Maura has to see her girlfriend in action *cough*
But of course, she has to change out of that dress first. It's silk. And I think Jane probably wants to see her girlfriend cheer her on in more appropriate attire. Maura has just that...[cue knowing laughter]

So then, the game ensues!

Oh no, Jane seems to have hurt herself sliding into that base!
And of course,it's Super Girlfriend to the rescue! Maura comes to see if Jane's "suffering" from anythuing besides the contusions. I think she may be suffering from some kiss-deficiency, you should help her out with that, Doc. Kiss those contusions, I hear it helps them heal faster!

Then Janie comments [finally] on Maura' s choice of attire...
Of course, Maura tells Jane how water resistant and aerodynamic and lalala this suit is.
But all that Jane thinks is "tight". Well, it is quite tight on Maura, hugs all those Very nice. I mean, it's matching Jane's jersey and it's aerodynamically uh...well, I like it.

So then, at this point several RizzlesGirls shared a thought- Jane would definitely test that theory that the fabric will not tear [*cough* it can be torn off]

Also, I think Jane's strong arms could do something specific when it comes to Maura and gravity.

And uh...really, Maura? You could approximate her measurements? That's polite girlfriend speak for "darling, I've seen you naked enough times to note every curve and what'll fit on that body" Or, at least I think that's what she meant, she could have..nah, that's what she meant.

But Jane doesn't want a super tight Maura suit, she likes her butchy softball tee.
Of course, Maura agrees that it is quite comfortable [something tells me she's worn it before...I'm pretty sure she's thrown it on after...uh, well, it's hard to see in the dark, and wearing Jane's clothes is cute and couply!]
And Jane is all, no, I will not trade. But I know that later, Jane will give in to her girlfriend's request and hand over the shirt.
By the way, I'm thinking of writing a fic for this scene *cough* Just saying...

Well then, that's the 5 Minute Deleted scene for this Monday. I swear to you that Rizzisles tweets 4 is on it's way! I may have to break it into two parts cos I'm only about halfway through the tweets, so many have piled up!

As always, please comment, I love knowing that you're all reading ;] And please spread the word!

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Rizznarker tweets [3.5]: Come Out, Come California

I know I said that I would post this Friday, but time got away from me somehow, I apologize! But here is Rizznarker tweetcap 3.5...

So, this all begins with yet another one of Dorothy Snarker's Rizzoli and Isles recaps [which I must say are epic, if you haven't read them yet, you should now].

Jane is flipping out cos, hello, it's not cool that people talk about her fear of witches, she's supposed to be the brave one around here!
And what in the world, how did Snarker get her mum's address?! [That might have something to do with the documentary, Jane...]

So Snarker is pointing out that, hello, at least if her mum finally accepts the fact that Jane is with Miss Isles, she won't have to go dress shopping as much, duh!
And Jane is like, that's not the point here! [Deflecting the issue by accusing Snarker of deflecting? Clever, Rizzoli, very clever.] Plus, her Ma is beginning to ask questions! And we all know how that goes.
And Snarker's like, of course she's asking questions, it's part of accepting it. And Jane needs to figure this out, and Snarker must have good access to a PFLAG and an LGBT center and stuff, cos she's got pamphlets for every person coming out. She's got some more for Jane, cos she seems to be having a problem with this.

And then it gets even more hilarious. Jane is all tough chick, telling Snarker she's got a pamphlet for her [maybe something like "An Addict's Guide to Not Outing the Object of Your Obsession" or something? I can't imagine..] that she would send, but California probably isn't even a real place.

Snarker takes the bait and invites Jane to come out *cough* to California [Damn, Snarker and her clever wordplay, she doesn't even have to try, I love it!].

And Jane suddenly remembers her girlfriend when Snarker invites her, cos whoa, I have a feeling Maura was pretty pissed off last time she set up that not-date with Snarker. Plus, she can't leave Maura with a bunch of frat boys and yoga Jorge [cos she'll have to kill them if they try to come onto her girlfriend while she's in the Golden State]. Plus, uh, there's coffee in Boston, too. [Excuses, excuses, Rizzoli. We all know you got it from your girlfriend for pulling that not-date stunt with Snarker] Well, Maura comes in and says that she wouldn't mind if Jane left her behind, she'll be just fine [I sense a fake smile and upset tone, clearly Isles was just getting back at Jane; she made the bed, now she has to lay in it. Mull over that analogy for a bit, I'll walk away]

Well, Snarker leaves no room for excuses, telling Jane that they can come out together- and once again, Snarker ends this conversation.

I guess Jane isn't ready to get in the water just yet? Maybe her and Maura are still learning how to swim ;]

We'll see when the next tweeting match comes up between these two. 'Til then, I still promise that your next dose of Rizzisles tweets is on its way! Please comment and spread the word

Friday, October 22, 2010

Rizznarker tweets [3]: A Coffee Not-Date

So, this week, Jane had even more chatty time with Dorothy Snarker. It seems that she really talks to her a hell of a lot! Hmm...we'll discuss that in another entry, but for now, let us observe the unfolding of plans for a "not-date"!

So this starts off innocently enough [doesn't it always?]  with Rizzoli wearing purple in honor of the Spirit Day mourning the deaths of the youth suicides caused by LGBT bullying. Snarker says that you should listen to her cos, duh, she's a cop, and she is also Jane Rizzoli. And of course Jane takes it as quite a compliment cos she's sure Dorothy has a huge crush on her. Cue winky face from Jane! ";)"
So later, Snarker lets us know that she'll be late in her recap of Rizzoli and Isles and us lesbians are sad cos we love any scrap of Rizzisles subtext we can get!

and of course, Jane pops up out of friggin' nowhere to comment on it!


Jane suddenly turns it into some not-date, cos clearly Snarker is obsessed, and how do you quell an obsession? Go out for organic coffee and walk a dog and talk about your obsession, duh! [Does anyone else see the flaw there? No? Though I wouldn't mind a not-date with Jane...]

So of course, Snarker catches that Jane is making very clever super-gay plans for their not-date, cos organic coffee and walking dogs and talking about feelings is what us lesbians do.
So, as always, Snarker one-ups this and throws in a U-haul reference!
Jane is all, oh are you moving somewhere? Cue faux innocence. Ladies, just adopt a child already! We're on our way there, no?
But wait, Snarker doesn't move in after only one date! Or uh, not-date over organic coffee, cos she's a classy gal, Jane, what are you trying to say?!

And yes, my people, Snarker gets the last word in again. I see a recurring pattern here. Snarker knows how to dish it out, and while Jane plays with her, she goes back to Maura at the end of the day. Anybody thinking of anyone in their lives that are like this? Just checking.

Okay, so you should know that this was not the only interaction the ladies had this week. I thought I would break it down for you though, so later on today Rizznarker tweets 3.5 should be up. Hope you enjoyed, please leave comments and spread the word! Thanks for reading, I love you all!

[Also, I apologize if the jpegs are kinda crazy, lots of screencapping and not a ton of time makes for a bit of a mess.]